i have yet to find a random guy that would make me want to do any position besides missionary, these are what normal people call "applying standards"
if she mentions anything about chili and my phone, just go with it
It was so good the neighbors even had a cigarette.
I've come to realize that after waking up this morning for work no one wins in bar dice.
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Dontating $10 to the Red Cross relief effort in Japan for every car bomb I take tomorrow. Yes, buying me a drink just became a good cause.
I will probably be peed on at some point today.
everyone at work keeps looking at me like they know I got the herp this weekend
Hypothetical question: how bad would bacardi be as an IV drip?
death...100% death...what r u planning.
I'm watching him slurp a whole mango out of her hand. It's disturbingly arousing.
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Guess who just rode home in a cop car?! Your Fav flamingo
What shitty, shitty thing could you possibly tell me that doesnt top the fact that i got hammered and showed everyone i could shit while running
Sorry about coming to the pool in only a thong. I thought you said it was closed. Not that you were teaching a group of kids how to swim.
Well, my mom found the ball gag and whip. Looks like I'm never going home again.
When are you getting back?
Well google maps doesn't have an estimated time for crawling... Could be days
If he moved really quickly from "hi I've had a crush on you for years" to "send nudes" you probably were used.
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