Yeah. I woke up naked in his bed this morning and remember saying "Get a condom cuz I can't afford an abortion right now" last night. He didn't run. He's a keeper
maybe touching the ground while going 70 wasn't such a great idea after all..
I just encouraged Kelsey to make out with some guy for beer so I could take one, does this make me a pimp?
By definition I think it does.
So this is what it feels like to be all that is man.
he screamed my twitter name while we were having sex.
coulda been worse. everyone in the drunk tank got free mcdonalds breakfast
As much as I'm all for laying on his living room couch, watching spongebob and having spoon sex, it's becoming a routine.
it felt like i was a kid in an empty playground. i fucked him on every piece of furniture in the house and then when his housemates showed up i was naked in his bed like i'd been there all along.
Be careful. Don't drive if your body turns into a caterpillar again.
I keep telling myself last night was not real, not real, not real. Then I remember I can't move. This hangover is too fucking real.
BTW send me your address and size of condoms you wish your lover was-- "if you build it, they will come"
A lot of things don't look good... It doesn't look good for a lifeguard to be smoking a cig and drinking from a conspicuous cup... But hey I'm doin it
I gave you a piece of bread to sober you up. You wiped your face off with it and then gave it back to me.
He came on my pillow pet. That's unacceptable. I hate boys.
His crazy is a thing to be cherished
and it's like......my shirt is off and he's talking about quidditch. why.
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