So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
This is getting serious. I keep forgetting what's in my vagina.
I got 70 on my final, or put differently, I got a "still graduating" on my final.
It wouldn't have been a big thing. If anything, I woulda apologized to you and cleaned the remote
I left you pizza on the porch. I didn't want to wake you, if you were passed out on the bathroom floor again. Sorry if it's cold.
foreskin is a definite game changer
His voice is like having sex with hot chocolate and then suddenly you're pregnant.
I got Pilsbury cinnamon rolls for us to have tomorrow, but I don't have the willpower to leave them in my fridge overnight, so I am eating them all and getting us more in the morning
I love you more by the minute
I'm ok. I've got the pantsless-with-dignity thing down pat
Why would I take you home? That would eliminate the chances of you making bad decisions I could ridicule you about later.
All the party invite said was a date and "21 to drink, 18ish to sleep over"
I'm so drunk. Liken realign drink
Like really drunk?
Or did you enjoy repositioning your drink?
She's currently doing somersaults across the kitchen floor without underwear on. We may not make it to the bar.
He apologized for cumming on my leg, but not for ghosting me for 3 weeks before :(
the people in front of me have a grocery cart in their car... i missed college...
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