I just got asked by a man in the alley if i would like to buy 50 dollars of meat for 20 bucks. Its been a weird day.
She told me I had to leave by four. We fucked until six thirty and we are the champions played on the way home. Yeah god knew
he came on my stomach, took his sock off, wiped it up, put his sock back on along with his shoes and left.
Soooo, if his status went from married to single and he deleted all the pictures of his kids does that mean he's up for dibbs?
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He got me coffee AND filled up my gas tank. He must've fucked another girl in my car..
He just fingered me to the Lion King soundtrack. And when he left he turned dramatically and said "I'll be back after work. Be prepared." Taint ALL the childhood memories.
So much to do, haven't done anything except hook up with sailors and work on my tan.
Just gave a blow job while wearing a shirt that says 'world's coolest mom' idk how my conscience feels...
I have a surprise for you guys
What is it?
A MOTHER FUCKING SURPRISE DON'T ASK QUESTIONS
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Woke up in your shoes. Please tell me you woke up in mine
I'm gonna be the best dressed mother fucker to ever get kicked out of that damn bar.
I can already feel the hangover I'll be having on New Year's Day. I don't know if I'm prepared for this.
Just so you know in the morning, yes you did send your bartender a snap of your boobs. No I didn't try to stop you because you used sound logic for doing so.
Did u guys seriously make a betting pool on when im going to get pregnant???
Yep, wanna bid?
I just walked in on her masturbating to a social anxiety video...
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