so as we were driving to pick up my grandma from old navy she procedes to yell into our open window.. "I'll make ya holla fo a dolla" umm...
I think I just puked all over my comforter and my roomdmate won't wakt up to washc it for me
it was really bad. he went around saying "I want you inside of me" to everyone.
she pulled the sheets over her head to blow me but the static kept making little lightning bolts and I was too high and got really scared she was going to electrocute me.
Playing basket ball at the park with random people that showed up at 1am. the division of teams is based on what drugs people are on
Not only is it unacceptable to be bar hopping alone at 5 o'clock. It is definitely unacceptable to do so with a lobster
Well im sitting on a futon on a porch at 1:30 in the afternoon drinking boxed wine out of a pint glass next to a chick with a homemade neckbrace. What do you think?
My stepdad and I just tag-team hit on a server at McDonald's. This is the man I should have grown up with.
Handcuffs are allowed in carry on luggage :) just checked
Some girl at my gym just tried to casually drop the fact she can kegel 3 lbs...
Based on your 5AM twitter activity I gather you found MORE FREE COKE??
You can achieve whatever you wish in your imagination with some help from drugs
FRIENDS DON'T LET FRIENDS WASTE THE LAST ADDERALL.
Also, lets remember that we have known each other for nearly a decade and our two most recent photos to one another are boxes of plan b
Starting to realize that fucking everyone I come across isn't the most... "adult"... coping method.
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