Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
Day two of taking my adderall. I just organized the pantry and alphabetized my dvds. I've missed my mind on drugs
he stopped making out with me and said "can I make you grilled cheese? I feel like I owe YOU something"
It's been a long time since I felt this bad on a Monday... and for that, I thank you.
He told me that he wanted to break up with his girl friend but only after we had sex, only for him to make sure I'm worth it..
No no I got the black eyes when I tried to do a flip off the second deck of a pontoon boat. Actually when I did a flip, it was a success.
Mid way while flirting with this super hot chick at the bar, he gets up and says no thanks I'm only 19 and gay just waiting for my buddy to hurry up and get with your friend.
So this bar tattoo not looking that great now
You climbed out your own window and walked in the front door..
He says we're "annoying" but that's an odd word to describe a couple of heroic liquor saiyans
K. The dog and I are outside. The Uber driver said "I hope he fucks the shit out of you"
I feel like your boyfriend deserves to know that you're a lesbian.
Did you throw up out the back door and cover it with paper towels?
Sorry you saw my balls. Pregame includes a lot of shaving.
the weird part wasn't waking up in someone else's underwear, it was how the cat was staring at me like he knew more about last night then i remembered.
Randomize
