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you told him to eat candy out of your ear instead of your vagina because you had your period. never. drink. AGAIN.
You go to school with some of the ugliest girls I've ever seen... How are you not getting laid?
Jus posted an album so big that it takes my manhood into question
this guy had a colored tattoo of Chucky on his leg, whatever drugs he does, i want them
He tipped the stripper with quarters. After that not even the waitress would talk to us. I had to move to another table to get a lapdance
I vaguely remember trying to exfoliate my face with your leg hair. Sorry about that.
I'm drunk in a field. the chupacobra is going to eat me. if I die serve vodka at my funeral.
I give you full permission to seriously injure me the next time I think it's a good idea to face a bottle of vodka
I was 100% done.. I used my vibrator while eating cold pizza. Shit was magical.
At some point, I’d like to pretend that his penis is a popsicle.
I may have had several rum punches and then gone to the store and used European cucumbers to prove my baton twirling prowess.
Like I could never be a lawyer because I would just look like a porn star impersonation of a lawyer.
My toothbrush tastes like captain morgan
I'm jealous
Idk... I'm not sure why anyone would use a flesh light in general. Let alone hook it up to a wifi device.
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