fine then we can just have courtesy sex i definetly won't like it
wrong asian. never thought that would happen.
im stripping for him via video chat, but the sound is turned off cause his students are taking a test
8$ liquor pitchers. I'm gonna wear two or three pairs of underwear so when drunk me takes them off there'll still be a pair on.
Yes I was being legit. That's the only plant I want in my house. A growing penis.
my mom just left...time to break out that water bottle of wine that I sewed into my teddy bear
I've been timing it. He's been showering alone for 33 minutes. 4 minutes ago, he said "truth or dare." haven't heard anything since.
It's a lost cause. Soon she's gonna get naked, just let nature run its course
I'm tryin a pb and onion sandwich now
Please smoke with me until I agree that sounds like a good idea
currently buying a pregnancy test while braless so happy november to you too
We grabbed as many adult diapers as we could and made a run for it.
He said he discovered the mysteries of the universe inside an orange... I want whatever he was on.
Only real friends lend their restraints to engagedfriends to fool around with married strangers.
So anyways, we returned the toilet paper and decided to use the money for taco bell and slurpees instead...
Whatever you wanna call it i just wanna get railed tonight
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