i just threw up repeatedly on the entire entire walk down A1A to the pizza place....then on the way back slipped and fell in it
adderall flavored popcorn. yes we did it and its awesome
Totally forgot this... How weird was it when they were licking our faces
Legit I think I might have gotten hepatitis C from licking the window of that last cab.
i did nothiing wrong other than not tell that kid his whole back was covered in puke
Your cock deserves a montage
You know it's been a successful day when the only reason you put on a bra was to take off your shirt
You kept saying you only wanted to drink until you were sleepy. You succeeded if "sleepy" means you sleepied around with 4/6 of the guys there.
I just pictured my inhibition personified as little pink piggies with wings flying off into the great wide nowhere hahaha
"DO YOU LIKE FLYING KITES" WORKED AS A PICKUP LINE. SUCK IT.
You can laugh all you want but 99 grapes is a lot stronger than what you were drinking.
I had to write an apology letter to my roomate for hotboxing in our bathroom. What a bitch.
Glass of stolen champagne in a to go cup = tastiest hangover cure ever
It's the third day of class and I got told I smell like a distillery.
Car sex in a public place. Boo ya.
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