I'm sorry I'm just not ready to become vampire yet
I gambled and lost. Had to pull into a funeral home to clean up with a copy of my resume.
i was focused on more important things... like standing, and not spilling my beer
fireball beer pong. youre missing out
how is that even possible?
ove gloves.
be there in ten.
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The only thing i was looking forward to on 4th of july was the google logo and they let me down. That and beer, lots and lots of beer
I think that the winner of this years fantasy football league should get naming rights to you child
She just kept saying "bless your heart" to him while he cried because he came so fast. I think a Texas woman was just what he needed
Last time we had an ultimatum like that, things went very far south. I'm down, but it's your turn to wake up in a hospital.
You might have to deal with a coked up ex pan American gold medalist wrestler when you get back to the room
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i would never take his side over yours. you coulda gotten knocked up from another dude and i'd be right there next to you blaming it on him saying some shit like "his sperm were just too sub par for you" or "shoulda had a bigger penis"
I knew things were bad when my gyno recommended meditation.
What good is being a girl if you can't terrorize boys with pregnancy scares??
I was just thrown into the pool and now I'm surrounded by men... You would think this is the dream but I'm just confused
you must be at least a level 5 friend to unlock my sexual orientation
BABE I MISS YOU SO MUCH LIKE THE SADNESS OVERWHELMS BONER ABILITY
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