Did yall have sex?
Well we both woke up naked and there was a condom wrapper on the floor, but I don't remember so does that count?
Def not... that's how I managed to keep my number under 10 for all of college- If you don't remember, it didn't happen
Should I text him? Life is confusing when you actually like someone instead of just wanting to blow them.
my ex gf has sooo many hot friends... i feel like im at a grocery store when on her fb... just shopping around.
Countdown til Saturday. I'd assume we're somewhere around 10,000 bottles of beer on the wall.
I just peed on my pajamas. Its gonna be a long night. Don't forget the cookies.
Just told him about my threesome. if that doesn't make him want to date me nothing will.
She took a break from repeating "my face is still buzzing!" to say that the phantom of the opera could be here
Before I left he asked me if I could submit my panties for the frat house undergarment chandelier. I said yes
I could seriously attempt to try and saw my head in half with a butter knife cause im pretty sure it could not hurt any more than it already does
Then I hope you find a set of extremely intelligent, flexible triplets in the ethnicity of your choice.
That is the nicest thing anyone has ever wished for me
Nothing like snapchatring dick pics to a\nMarried woman while your girlfriend destroys Taco Bell in the next room. Almost caught, worth it. Got boobs back
A thong just fell out of my purse in front of my whole class maybe I should stop using this morning class as my walk of shame
You can't do wine Netflix and blow jobs in the bed you've had since 5th grade with your parents downstairs
Im sorry you'll never get the feeling of closeness when you go to pee outside and you realize you're peeing right where someone else just peed
I've been on the cocaine and semen diet for the last 24 hours, lunch sounds great.
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