He actually believes he's not an alcoholic if he doesn't go to meetings.
u ever jackoff with ur legs spread and pretend ur fuckin urself as a girl and get mad u'll never know what that feels like. Or to fly like a bird?
Did u absorb a fraternal twin in the womb?
i walked into the first stall,, but there was no paper, so i'm in the other one. a little kid is in the one without paper now and is making a lot of noise. curious how this'll turn out for him.
it's like your virginity...sometimes you have to pretend like it's still there
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I just hotboxed my laundry basket.
Why do I have peacock feathers super glued to my body?
vodka bottle broke. scooping it out of the plastic tub with a shot glass into a sprite bottle using a ziplock bag as a funnel and straining the glass out with paper towels. good thursday night?
Please tell me why there is some girl tied to our toilet?
She basically needs a man who will never act up and take all of her shit
I'm even having trouble finding a guy who's taller than me with no unibrow.. someone needs to tell her its time to lower her standards
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BTW the amount of schmoozing I am doing towards some guy for an ID that may or may not look like you... You better love me.
State dependent memory. I just needed to feel my teeth. It was like a fog was lifted.
I only have one kid whom I wish to hit in the face with an active jackhammer. How's work?
Well I'm nervous now about the consequences of letting you loose
It's a big decision, I respect that you need to think about it.
I know right, I would blow him just for the satisfaction he would taste like vodka
Found your brother. He was passed out in the tub holding a bottle of Shatto milk wearing nothing but his tighty-whities.
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