so they are in my phone as twin 1 and twin 2. but i forget which is which. did i put them in order of who I hooked up with first, or who is sexier? cause i'm not trying to text the one with the girlfriend
1st off, theyre identical. 2ndly, have i ever told you that youre a huge slut? hope that helps
Yes. Hungover. All the boys are going wakeboarding. Boys only. I wish I was a gay guy so I could go wakeboarding but still suck dick.
Whenever I miss you I just turn on Tool Academy
You know what is really helpful - when the two guys you want to fuck stand next to each other. Stay tuned for who wins
I'm going to leave the fate of whether I go to my midterms up to my dealer hitting me up or not
Are you asking me on a date where we get shithoused and do some fingerpainting?
Chicken strips. I got my nose broken because of Chicken strips.
Its gonna be a symphony of fucks
I wore granny panties last night to ensure I didn't sleep with him. He said they made me seem more mature. I need a new plan
Cute boy and deffffff wearing a HS shirt. I am getting too old to be inaccurate.
we superglued breast forms to his chest. those aren't coming off anytime soon.
He rubbed aloe on my sunburn while I blew him... could he be anymore perfect?
Sincerely. Thanks. You could have thought of anyone sitting on your face but you chose me. :)
On another note; I'm three days away from being 1/12th of my way from not having sex for a year. I need to get laid.
I threw up vodka and borscht. I'm done with life...I threw this up in a McDonald's bathroom btw.
Randomize
