I feel like death. And death is wearing a fleece blanket as a dress. And is seriously contemplating wearing this to go get something to eat.
why isn't there a fb relationship option that says 'still banging my ex'
I plan on offering nudes to any guy that wants to give me notes from the past five weeks of class
I don't appreciate the fact that you tagged me as a giant bucket Miracle Whip.
Bible prof is the guy I made out with at the gay bar on the fourth. He doesn't remember.
oh no, don't get me wrong.. she IS really pretty. If you are in to horses or Sarah Jessica Parker.
this is not the first time I've had hot dogs and 151 for thanksgiving.
Would you feed me pudding while my fake tan dries?
Apparently the Massachusetts Bay Transit Authority severely looks down on Chinese firedrills on a public bus
Yeah but the people love.
We got to his house at 7am and two random guys were on the couch shot gunning beers saying we were late for the party
I don't want a mention or even a whisper of a Shakespeare Festival by that or any other name including, but not limited to, a fucking Renaissance Fair. Are we clear? It will be a DEALBREAKER .
You know the sex was good when he had to ask which way was north before he left.
New vibrator arrived today.
How was it?
Who are these wee mortals we call men?
This may be the alcohol talking, but I'm pretty sure I know Spanish now
Is it unhealthy for me to do shots of pinnacle by myself in my apartment right now? Asking for a friend
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