Joe is yelling at the trees again.
I just put a condom on my dildo so i wouldng get another uti....most depresIng moment of.my LIFE
No joke. Last we saw of him he was naked and dragging that stupid goat into the bushes.
Hmm. I hear gunshots, car horns blaring, hear drunk white people screaming, and see about fifty status updates pertaining to the hawks. I guess they won.
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about to tell this girl that sh'es my teenage dream. you have 15.358s to stop me.
Imagine that my comprehension level is that of a 7 year old and explain your plan again
Remember me drinking the vodka from in between your legs?
Ice cream after masturbating>masturbating any other time
I mean we had sex in a crib. You tell me how my night was.
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Just doin' what I do best: sitting in a stall in the class building's bathroom, pondering life and exploring deep, dark corners of the internet before class.
You don't have a penis so I'm not texting you at this hour. This is penis texting hour only.
when he pulled his cock out I told him he'd brought a knife to a sword fight
you invented a new sport called "bacon pulling" and you cried everytime a piece broke
I feel like calling off tonight. Is a strong desire for masturbation a valid reason?
i woke up with a kayak in my amazon shopping cart with 1 wrong digit on my credit card and the transaction wasn't going through.
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