remind me tomorrow that nothing happen between me and the guy who's shirt i'm wearing
it hurts more in the daytime
sleeping like a two year old who chased ambien with a bottle of whiskey.
Her vagina turned into a vuvuzela. I didn't know it was a possible to have a wet nightmare.
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I got used. This is the happiest day of my life. I was just a huge cock and that is all she needed.
Thats like me asking what you think of antisocial polish guys with mysterious rashes
I didn't notice because vodka
There is this threesome scene that is literally 10 minutes of straight fucking
Omg so it's educational?
I just plagiarized Dr. Curtis Connor's ideology from Spider-man in an essay on genetically engineered embryos. College: academic integrity at its finest.
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10/10 would definitely still fuck you dressed as squirrel
Whatever you have to do, STALL THEM. Your toothbrush is in the kitchen, my pants are on the balcony, and I don't have eyebrows.
Somehow my family started talking about sex toys at breakfast.
But what we lack in money, we make up for in dry humor and drugs
I think someone is dead in a car across the street
Scratch that, dude's getting a blow job
why the hell are you crying over taco bell?
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