So my boyfriend is on his way over and there is no time to wash the sheets from when I had his roommate over earlier. Put them in the dryer with a damp bounce sheet. Win?
This is a whole new level of slut for you....do they smell ok?
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
I just got a high school volleyball teams practice cancelled because I slept with the head coach through their practice time.
slut bingo starts in ten minutes ...
so why was i the only one who woke up with ham stuck to my ass?
I am now the only person in my apartment who hasn't had sex in my bed.
I will not fill you in on the details until we get back, so do not ask. I got peed on by the girl I was hooking up with last night.
My cab driver has a hooker in the front seat. Really, this is serious. And weird.
I mean I feel like if you explain to the emoji app company that your friend got plastered and fell to the ground and is trying to scheme her way back to normal life and get her dignity back they would understand just how necessary it is to have a fingers crossed emoji...
It was like, once I started flashing you, I couldn't stop.
I successfully navigated a full, lengthy interaction with my dad in which he never asked me if I was freshly baked. 10 points.
You know more about his cock specs than his childhood. Proud of you
Thanks for supporting me through Robs retirement. I'm still in shock, but your dick helped.
I'm floating on a rainbow and a purple elf is giving me advice. COME NOW!!!
The heart wants what the heart wants, and once again it’s a guy with brown hair, wears a chain, and has a nicotine addiction.
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