Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
Teenaged girls are God's best work and the Devil's best tool. Remember that my friend.
i can't, i'm blowing bubbles in class and getting credit for it
I woke up 25 minutes ago and have been high for 20. Impressive?
Did you get drunk last night? You put Christian lyrics as your fb status again.
i need to buy one of the child leashes to wear at mardi gras or else im never making it out alive
I like to think of them as justice herpes. She cheats on me and gets more than she bargained for.
I remember telling you it was cold out because the sun was going to explode and people were going to fight for corn. I feel I've mislead you.
Finally hooked up w/ that yoga instructor chick. Got a little more than I expected. Like a full on bush more than I expected. How do you tell a girl that her bush scares you?
I'm sitting in Starbucks, waiting for direction in my life, or it to be 8 p.m. Whatever comes first.
We were taking body shots by lunch. I love college.
Honestly I really just want to do you in the mail truck. Thought about it a lot today
I can't tell if my need for dick is more than my want to strangle him
Dude I pissed in her little brother's closet and when I tried to flush the doorknob her parents came out and saw me standing there naked, no more ambien for me
Just had an emotional break through with the dog. That high.
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