i just drank a strangers drink off a toilet
yay america 4th of july drinking game. take a drink every time you hear or see a firework, finish your drink for a mention of mj or the gosselins, a shot for the words democracy,hope, freedom, terrorism
Going to get tested monday. You're coming with. Bonding time, slut style.
lets make a pact to never make a pregnancy pact
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i am about to cut my stepbrother's hair into a mohawk with the same clippers i use to trim my pubes. god is so on my side today.
There's two girls at the bar sniffing each others boobs.
he broke into my appartment and left me a waffle maker...
woke up with the dennys waiters MYSPACE link on the back of my receipt...yep one of those nights
Hindsight is 20/20. Or a bladder infection.
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That's cool. At least the punch line of my story isn't I shit in a booth at Denny's.
To be honest I've become too lazy for the work involved in getting laid.
You run marathons and you're too lazy for sex? Priorities, man.
Touche.
I need a genital shamwow being this wet.
He's a 30 yr old man who voluntarily goes by Stevie and his job title is "Jumbotron Operator". There's a 97.5% chance he lives in his mom's basement. STOP THIS NOW!!!
This pedicure right now is the most physical I've been with a guy all month
No I'm not lying to you. I'm just not telling you the whole story. There's a massive difference.
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