I got a bikini wax for the first time today and I think I now understand feminism.
Imagine the time you most wanted to kill yourself. Now add a room full of jail bait and no booze. Multiply that by a million.
How many weeks is it acceptable until I can start bringing freshman back?
He won't sleep with me again until I commit...
Run. There is other dick in the sea, less clingy dick.
If she's steering anything, it's a religious boat of crazy. Destination: Iceberg.
We built a fire and had sex in the kiddie pool. Then he washed my hair
Strong work
PS- I just ordered a two man zebra costume. Would you like to be my back end?
I'd let you fuck my husband in the future, that's how much I love you
Do you know how hard it is to give a bj in your dead grandmothers car
ETSY JUST SENT ME AN EMAIL WITH THE SUBJECT "SUMER ROMANCE" I'M BEYOND FUCKING DONE
Feels like I ran a marathon last night. A tequila marathon.
currently working on a look that screams, "I'm dead inside, but still trying to enjoy the ride"
we didn't even throw knives this time! it was just the carrot peeler
I need a rain check on breakfast. A frat boy said it was his dream to sleep with a MILF, I made his dream come true and he made me cum
There is no way I’m wasting 21 year old morning wood
come on Dane.. ive been there. im like the female version of you, except with morals
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