Ha. Yes. I'm at a strip club. I'm the barack obama of strip clubs
Asian chick on skype stripping for me. Hold on give few min
ever had your bank call you to verify the 4 seperate bar transactions from the night before? I have
I know it may not be fiscally responsible to pregame fifty cent night, but I'm gonna go ahead and do it anyway.
Whats a good hint for stop bitching im gonna give you head
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
shes laying on the floor in a bowl of salsa with her pants half off and she's crying... i dont know what to do...
Something about a hand job in a car doesn't scream girlfriend
370HSSV 0773H read that upside down
what are you doing with your life
i asked the cop if we could stop and do a chinese firedrill.... he said no.
The guy at the Apple store said the warranty does NOT cover getting cum out of the keyboard. I can't believe I believed you.
We need to make tonight low-budget
Is this your way of suggesting flasks?
Lol for real, I'm Kylie Jenner "this is my year of realizing things" right now
Just woke up beside some twink in a kilt.. how is your sunday going
Get over here and bring your drill!!! The strippers next door need help installing a stripper pole by their pool
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