Skipped a towel and decided to spit the cum into his face. I now owe him new contacts.
How are you feeling today?
i could've thrown up on command at any point today...
i don't remember but I assumed it was bad when I woke up with directions from his house to mine already pulled up on my phone
I don't know where my bra went.
Welll you ran into the street, took it off and yelled "I'm a free woman!". And then you threw it at some homeless guy.
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Why's my alcoholism being used to prove a point?
Why is there not a 'day after acid' genre. Or even a pandora station or something.
Do you remember snorting allspice and yelling at doughnut shop girl?
Okay. I really need to get out of this guys bed and get home. It's two in the afternoon. He's not even HERE.
After blacking out and loosing my phone for a month, I found it in the parking lot across the street. Last text "rager in the street". I remember none of this.
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Piecing together the sordid story from witness accounts and photographic evidence, courtesy of Fcebook. My night included Mojitos, lighting the bar on fire and declaring myself the Queen of Nerds when I stole someone's flashing tiara. Woke up this morning with a velvet cape and plastic scepter to match. Mojitos are awesome!
bro, your right, i shouldn't feel embarrassed about taking shots from a penis-shaped ice sculpture
I apparantly wanted to name her baby garbage
sorry like um she made me hold her puke bag while she peed in front of me is that better
If you're going to do that you're going to need a pleather suit.
I'm pretty sure my therapist gave me the green light to fuck him.
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