I can't tonight. I'm still nursing a beach sex injury. Don't wanna talk about it.
it hasn't hit me that college is over yet. so far at home, i haven't brushed my teeth, taken off my makeup, or changed clothes before bed.
The more I sober up, the more sick I am/realize how weird dancing around a wine bottle was
strippers are much less mysterious after you sleep with them
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Some mysterious chinese delivery man dropped off 2 free egg rolls. Clutch
Haha its ok. When we got back you sat in the car and attempted to tell me in sign language you were blacked out lol
No. I didn't know. I thought mid afternoon shots meant the day could only get better.
Just saw a guy I fucked in a clown suit in the bar. It's not Halloween. I have got to start making better life decisions.
I can't. I drank 10 years off my life last night. I need to reevaluate. Sorry.
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Someone snapchat me a pic of you topless laying on the bar with Scotty pouring a bottle of tequila down your throat. IT'S NOT EVEN ELEVEN YET.
School starts next week
I guess she was just worried I'd end up sleeping with you again
It's not too late to disappoint her you know...
I think I might start referring to your vagina as a separate being now
Is kiddo a correct name to call someone who you stuck your dick in?
It does not feel like it was just this morning that I had a penis in multiple cavities of my body
You were telling everyone in the bar that Jess gave you scurvy.
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