so explain again why im purple
no
Apparently they shut down a cook out cause people were selling drugsout the drive thru. Nice to be home
A guy just tried to send me a pic of his penis & my phone sent me a disclaimer saying "the components were unsuitable for your terminal"
Even your phone knows you shouldn't sleep with him...
thanks for singing to me while i puked last night
I heard from multiple reliable sources that she doesn't have a gag reflex. Of course I'm going to try to go home with her.
It's not fair. Guys with dicks that huge should not be allowed to be catholic.
I sleep with the gay men, they no longer have questions about their sexuality. No strings attached at it's finest and i get new shopping buddies out if it. It really is a win win situation.
You are my idol.
Also, my drunkenly packed sleepover kit consisted of a singular sock, my uncharged laptop, and a pack of post-it notes.
Have you seen Dave? He's not on top of the bar anymore but I found his shirt.
Everything smells like vodka and bologna. WHAT DID YOU DO?
For context, I was hiding under the pong table mooing at everyone by that point.
The whorange rubbed off. His white shirt was so gross at the end of the night I told him to frame it.
I need to wake up with a beard between my thighs more often, I'm a fucking saint.
I am so so sorry I bit your butt last night. Twice.
I wiped my ass with a McDonalds wrapper. I've hit an all time low. Sorry for my impatience
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