Tell me exactly where it said it wasn't a unisex bathroom.
dude im at a party with a bunch of 17 year old gilrs this is awesome
no its not leave
He pulled the washer 5 feet out from the wall screaming about quarters
I am literally hand feeding my crying ex boyfriend taco bell. What has my life become?
No, she passed out instead. I have the worst luck, its like Jesus is mad at me for having the same birthday as him
I'm drinking beergaritas with a dog who is high and a baby
your completely serious
The first aid guy just told us to go get hammered...I'm taking his advice
I'm glad we are bonding over both contracting clamidya. Winners.
100%
That awkward moment when the guy you hooked up on spring break invites you over for dinner to meet his parents and you say yes because the first rule of college is never turn down a free meal.
THE SHIT YOU GET YOURSELF INTO
I now own a bag of cigarettes and have no purse, awesome
theres too many punctuation errors in that text to turn me on.
If I was home I'd be ouija boarding the fuck out of the house, haven't been this high since that day
Seriously? People are paying $45 for Surge?!? I've seen better one night stand decisions being made then the choices being made on amazon orders of Surge
Can I drink yet?
It's Monday morning.
Your point?
I just quoted part of the Pokemon theme song in a sext... And it worked
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