She solidified the fact that the icon from Wendy's is the only ginger I care for
i think the bruises are from the grocery store. on separate occasions. i've been spending a lot of time drunk at the market lately.
i have a vague recollection of being in the parking deck around 4 this morning, and on monday morning i was naked on the roof.
that would mean it's on tape
Im not gonna remember this tomorrow but the real money is in coke i wanna get a dark wood desk and cell coke then i can own taco bell and the xxl chalupa will be mine
I don't think he understands the importance of corndogs. Or condoms for that matter.
I started making breakfast to subdue the hangover and last of the shrooms and only got as far as eating a half frozen pierogi out of a dixie cup.
Found him fucking some random drunk chick in the bathrrom at the blue lep with a beer in each hand. had to give him props.
I don't think everyone found it as funny as I did... Nothing says "Party's Over" like the sound of a pump action shotgun.
I legitimately forgot how to blow my nose just now. Sleep might be handy.
Dude, you left ME alone in your house. With your fully-stocked wine cellar. Why would you do that to yourself?
Partying with them is like having your dick stapled to your left nostril
It's like he drunk calls 6 times for me to come over, but can't say hello at lunch.
Well... This is my last night at the resort. So far, the only thing that has been in my vagina is sand.
I woke up in a limo in long Island, Ny this morning. Talk about a black out
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GODDAMNIT WHY AM I MISSING THIS
We were playing fuck marry kill and he was eavesdropping so I said I would fuck him
It was like catching dick in a barrel
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