We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
But he was like 75 and lives right near mom and dad. Not a threat at all.
Currently having a discussion about how bad cheating is with the girl im dating and the girl im fucking. This might be a sign that i need to reassess my life
it's not our fault the pink and the sink are so close together.
That's the last time we joust in Radio Flyer wagons after margarita night.
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My Mom printed off all of my Augusts text messages. Apparently I've been drinking WAY too much and having an intermediate drug problem. I have to go home everyw weekend for the rest of the semester
It's been a year of occasional hook ups....this was bound to happen sometime even with your jank ovary schedule.
Tonight, a friend walked in and said "oh look at that. Drunk on the living room floor. Just as expected." this is my life. This is my life.
Why are there hooting douchebags outside my building? Did a sport happen again?
I'm taking myself to the hospital right now b/c there is no way this erection is subsiding in the next 4 hours.
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Do you want me to add this to the list of actions I will state at your intervention
her fuck buddy was butt ass naked in our kitchen making waffles but they tasted so bomb
I'm too picky for internet dating and by picky I mean psycho.
Woke up went to work ate beef after three year hiatus shat my pants went to bed
Let's just face it you're going to have an arrangement with your future wife your fuck me on Thursdays
I swear I'm an adult. I say as I send my mom to go find me green lucky charms and lady gaga oreos
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