ahhh, you guys look like a cute little family in the cop car!
You were so drunk last night you thought you force pushed the automatic door open.
she's not even a shacker, she never made it inside. she's just a porch girl
just got my girl scout cookies. wanna get high?
we've already established he's totally wasted. but now he's just sitting at his computer, doing i don't know what, and he keeps saying "dammmn girl" in a really low whisper
so i gave him head in the movie theater last night. thought we were alone til I heard the clapping from the other side of the theater after he'd finished.
It was like she tried to cover up all the weight she gained with a fake tan...
Take advantage man but know that every anal bead u drop inside her will make her love u 2% more. It's science
All that fucking tequilla made my head feel like it's inside of a body builder's asshole. He's doing squats.
Tell me when you get here. I'm drinking beer in the bushes next to your house, and I put my hoodie up because I was cold. Pretty sure everyone lowkey thinks i'm homeless.
I never thought I'd say this but there's too many dicks around here.
I assure you, it was not a Porn Hub Bee Movie parody.
Just realized how behind i am. Will gradually increase drinking until i don't remember that i missed an entire year of class.
There's wine in the fridge here. You could leave school and we could get day drunk.
That's my favorite drunk.
He was eating me out on a samsung washing machine and as soon as I came, I heard the "end of cycle" song. That tune will now always remind me of the screaming, multiple orgasms I recieved tonight!
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