have you ever wondered what it would feel like to stick those coneheads in your vaj
omg every time its on
You don't even understand how penises react in the cold. I'm like a 8 year old boy right now.
I wouldn't take my shot so you poured it on my face. Twice.
Also, the zoloft kicked in and I can't get an erection anymore. So I'm depressed.
Found a beard hair in my crotch.... care to explain?
I think he offered to cook me dinner or cook me for dinner. Not really sure. Just smiled and nodded.
She asked me to go inside, make myself a drink and slip into something a little more naked.
I love spring semester, so many high school girls visiting that think I'm the sexiest man alive just because I'm in college
Aren't you gay?
IT'S NICE TO FEEL WANTED DON'T RUIN THIS FOR ME
It was weird, because he kept shaking his head like he was motorboating me...but on my vagina.
He said we were over, wrote my name on the condom he left in my car last night and said he'd always keep it in case I came back. It was kind of romantic
I think I've been there, but who knows? I drink a lot
2014 decided to stick it to me one last time. Right up the ass.
Well, we ended up labeling the relationship. We are now each other's designated butt-toucher.
You -do- realize there are other things to talk about than just how different parts of you smell like pussy, right?
I'm literally the definition of crunk, sunburnt, and dehydrated. I'm going to die tomorrow.
Randomize
