She was adopted and used to dance at Sapphire. just my speed.
Worst part of St. Paddy's...me drunkenly crying to a U2 cover band.
Making a drinking game out of jeopardy does not mean you studied..
I have now added draft and wells specials that different bars have to my blackberry calendar.. Help me.
Nope, sorry. Already took my bra off. All down hill from here. My next act will be crying, singing, and eating girl scout cookies in the shower. You can come watch the shit show though.
It's a good cause. For your vagina.
My new hangover cure is going for a haircut, just so the stylists give me a scalp massage during the shampoo.
That certainly explains the nine times your hair has looked different just this last month alone.
he just sat there, in the doorway of my dorm room, chuggin a fifth like nobodys buisness.. don't know whether to fuck him or be afraid of his confidence
We can do this. We've been drunk at a gay bar, we will not be taken down by a Tuesday.
My drug dealer just asked me to go see Les Mis on Christmas. Should I be worried this is some type of musical set-up?
Going back to the ever classy sneak out to the fridge and swig liquor from the bottle method. That it is legal for me to drink here makes the fact that I have to do this all the more depressing.
Also my bed has glitter in it for reasons I do not recall
Why is it pressure? I want to see your cute face and possibly sit on it. You make it like its a bad thing.
if jesus wore shoes made out of pure flavor and hurricane kicked u in the face thats how it feels to eat pizza bites right now
So I justmade it back home and was greeted to a squirrel in my dorm... Last time I let my friends rent it out for a party.
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