Fuck?...well quicky, i have to study...unless you can read my book while i bang you, then it can last four chapters
I can be that talented
I was rubbing the clit just like wikipedia told me to.
I'm in new territory... I've never had to convince a guy to let me give him head as an apology.
a kid who worked there came up to me and let me know you were sitting in the bathroom sink. he said it was fine, so i just kept checking on you.
he was holding the bottle like a running back yelling for security and the national guard as he was being tackled
Most of the bar is playing trivia I'm playing destroy a relationship in twenty questions
Omg. I have a story to tell you later about that girl that just crawled on stage
A horseman, i repeat, a man on a horse downtown just told me i was gorgeous and my friends were not. Not drunk enough.
she just stared at nothing and then looked at me and goes, "that's a weird place to put the wall"
My day in three words: secret purse cake
All I have in my new place is coke and a treadmill.. it's workout Wednesday
In theory, it seemed like it would work.
Um that's okay I got up on the table at IHOP and terrorized the entire restaurant for a phone charger after I stole the whip cream from the kitchen and started eating it out the can
You kept telling everyone that you were as sober as a camel. I have yet to figure out what that means
If you survived your 72 hour masturbation marathon put on some pants and come over. My mom dropped off a lasagna.
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