like in an apt above a crackhead. A LEGIT CRACKHEAD. he woke me up every morning this week asking me if I wanted to buy a mini fridge and some CDs. at 5 am. EVERY DAY.
I think it's our patriotic duty to get high and watch the state of the union tonight
I'm mentally preparing my vagina for this semester. It's fucking welcome week. I'm going to be talking to her all night.
I actually kinda like her but everyone else hates her, so consider it a third party grudgefuck.
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She looked at my cock with a kind of resigned disappointment.
Bad idea to be in a car concussed. I just described his dick as an elevator. I think i meant escalator, i dont know
Felt like shit, jerked off, felt ten times better. Being a guy rules. It's like I got all the demons out in 5 minutes.
Just remember that I named his dick Robo-cock before he got into the sheriff's department.
I take pride in being a married 31 year old who sleeps on her best friend's bathroom floor from time to time.
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The sweaty, naked apartment dance party wasn't complete until I threw the whole jar of glitter on us. It was like the icing.
I spent the whole ride asking the cabbie if people ever have sex back there, and if he wanted me to make that number one higher.
You don't feed me, fuck me, or fulfill me.
Sex. Target parking lot. I really am the mayor.
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when ur drunk laser tag is all fun n games. try it high and all of the aliens in the galaxy want you dead.
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