playing new game: drink everytime u see someone at the beach with a tramp stamp, double if u guess it before u see it, triple for male tramp stamps
warning: blackouts possible when playing in ocean city or anywhere in new jersey
Evryone should know as good ramen noodle cooked in beer sounds... its not
i think the fact that he graduated high school the year i graduated elementary school is sexy.
she's basically destroyed all of the faith i had that skinny blond girls could be a functioning part of society.
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I love wearing low cut shirts cuz then when class gets boring, I can look down and admire my breasts.
I'm drugging my best friend. I'm like a whole new level of bitch.
Sorry the STD update turned into an attempt at a bootycall, but at least we both know we're clean now
She sucks dick like Beethoven on piano, but talking to her is like Simple Jack in Tropic Thunder. Still working out the pros vs cons list.
there's a guy in the del taco parking lot doing pushups. let's be his friends
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Why are you surprised? I've only ever liked older guys since I was a 3 yr old crushing on her pediatrician.
The Mole People would help. They are a kind, helpful people, the Mole People are.
Mole people?
Mole people
Did you really get 12 corn dogs from the gas station last night?
Not a or good or bad impression, just that you were all basically naked playing beer bong in sombreros and ties. Casual.
I wanna get high and watch Shrek tonight...don't make me do it alone.
He told me if he passed out to wake him by sitting on his face, and if he suffocated at least he would die happy. Found the one.
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