Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
never thought i'd see a ''climb of shame'' until she came down from the attic in front of the whole party..
This lady in my dui class just asked what patron was. I feel like she doesn't belong here
my dentist asked me why my tooth was chipped, i told him i couldn't remember. i think he understands.
did i get hit in the head with a hammer? someone just asked me...
He pretended my clit ring was a door knocker.
You missed practice last night. You owe at least 8 hours of liver sprints.
You will never know an awkward moment until your parents pick you up from a one night stand.
He got weirdly turned on by the video of my cat licking nacho cheese off my finger.
'go have sex with her' ddoes not count as wingman
My boyfriend told me that I said I wanted to "feast on her vagina"... Glad I don't remember.
I woke up in the middle of the night with my dick out and my electric blanket on high. It's like she wanted a hot dog.
Guess who's now on the no-fly list? If you guessed me, you'd be right.
I got fucked in a bat mobile this morning. Being slutty rules.
I have a lot of money, and no morals. shots on you when you get here.
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