Oh my god you would drunk register for a marathon.
My roommate has every episode of Full House. I'm going to fail my midterm tomorrow.
Just for future reference: milk is NOT a good mixer no matter how drunk you are.
I deem it safe for us to drink together again.
They dropped the charges?
Yeppers. Come drink beers.
Katelyn drunkenly ripped the soap dispenser off the wall so we decided to call it quits
I'm trying to ve beat feiesnd sent.
i can't believe i'm giving you sex advice.
i've gotten sex advice under stranger situations. like while giving a blowjob behind the communications building.
He put oyster crackers in his ramen noodles. Is that a thing? Because holy shit I had never thought of it before and if it's not a thing he's my new stoner hero for discovering it.
Awkward sister question: which game of thrones female left would you fuck?
Nothing says "forever alone" like receiving a friendship bracelet from your parents.
Lets just say...I plan on being a bigger shitshow than Miley Cyrus at the VMA'S
So last night was the first of "I got cut off before I walked in the bar".
The lowest point of my life has been reached. I just drank half a jar of pasta sauce.
Tip: never mention Guy Fieri during sex
FUCK. EVERYONE MAKE MY CONTACT NAME DADDY ISSUES
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