Have you ever noticed every guy named Shaant has scene hair and date girls with racoons stripes in theirs
His name should be shouldn't
i had to apologize to my friends for being friends with me
Reading in my econ of energy textbook about the US' largest oil spill from the 1990's.. guess i can't sell this one back either
i don't care how ready and willing she is. she is where penises go to die
Yeah dude, it's amazing. Be careful though, that shit is really really intense. Like it's way more intense than normal shit...
I took two and feel like crushed diamonds spread over glazing marmalade
So not only did you shoot down my invitation and prob walked past my house but now ur excluding me from a wet t shirt contest which btw i totally would have won
I came out, you were peeing on the car and when I asked why you said it deserved it because its a rental
You keep saying things....but all I'm hearing is kegs
we used the fire extinguisher you had been cuddling with to decorate the cop car while they were inside arresting everyone
the straight edge chick smoked with me, because according to her my bowl is pretty
I'm so high. I'm going to need directions to get home.
I can't find my keys and there's a hotdog in my purse.
We're on our way. We couldn't find our clothes this morning, so we're driving your car half naked. You owe me a cigarette.
I fell out of my bed whilst trying not to move this morning. I AM ADULT
I had ice cream for breakfast two days in a row.
SUPER ADULTS
It was just like the old times. We watched movies and shit. But not like old times-i fucked her hot brother when she was in the shower? Times are a'changin.
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