he broke up with me so i peed in his bed
Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
Most awkward thing ever: Meeting your BattleShits opponent post war.
i want to give my vagina back to god and say no thank you
Reason #3 women are better than men: texting and peeing simultaneously. Write THAT in the fucking snow.
I seriously fake cumming more than i poop.
Just found out you can rent the rollerena for 100 bucks and you can bring your own beer... when are you free this week?
Worst PDA I've ever seen. She even licked the mustard off his mustach
She was sitting there stuffing her face rubbing my back with a dorito cheese filled hand while eating something else with the other hand as I was crying.
the point of no return was when you "drugged" his drink with glitter. face-planting on his dick was beyond.
I had to jump out of her car while it was moving enough said
he spent like 10 minutes trying to convince us that he was throwing up in the bushes on purpose in order to cut weight for wrestling
At least she'll always have a story about the time she showed up to the emergency room drunk and covered in chocolate syrup on her birthday.
Jäger goes great with personal crises and receding morals...
I woke up in a bathtub full of green and blue Nickelodeon slime! wtf?!
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