New boss looks like john cusack in a collar. Hot. Why do i always want to have sex with priests?
White boys cant dance....we did an empirical study
We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
Pizza is the life boat of my drunk Titanic
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
: am i supposed to send the mass text 'merry christmas!' to my booty calls too?
It was like a lincoln log. Seriously. I don't know who's more pissed, me or my vagina...worst.hookup.ever.
i feel like everytime i say im going to quit drinking someone comes along with a better idea about drinking
I don't know what it is about vodka that make me ruin relationships.
I think my goal for this black wed is to not scream at an off duty state cop in a bar after trying to flirt with him. No need to make that an annual tradition
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Okay good. I don't want another mom thinking I got their daughter pregnant.
well I already know I'm going to hell, at this point it's really go big or go home
Hey. I thought you were saving your 80s playlist til marriage.
my friend was passed out in the bathroom so I threw up in the coffee maker, not the pot the water reservoir that kind of drunk.
I actually had to apologize for "being too aggressive about harry potter"
I drank so much that my feet don't feel like my feet
Randomize