I love you!
You're insane
Fuckin crazy man! Seriously though I think if you would have me I honestly seriously think about marrying u!
Alright now lets video chat so I can xshow u my dick! Hahahaha
I can hear the grilled cheese talking to me. "Let me in there!" they wanna get inside me
i have no idea who im with but someones making meatballs. im going to stay.
If I have to go to the hospital can we stop by the liquor store on the way?
No one even knew you were hurt until we saw the multiple cuts to prove it, and when we asked what happened all you could say was "I fell out"
She came to college a virgin and left on court order. We ruined her.
okay. so this hammed chick got arrested and she keeps trying to make out with the cop. i like her style.
There are 3 guys sitting in the elevator in lawn chairs wearing sunglasses and holding beers. the hallway rugs are stuffed in a trash can. i've never been so glad to be sober.
Ya bro it was wild. Hey, is latex digestible?
Your vagina felt like having sex with thanksgiving mashed potatoes. The best kind of mashed potatoes
When I am this hungover I become increasingly grateful for having my own private office
I just want him to go down on me while I eat a burger. Is that too much to ask?
Kinda suprised you didn't immediately ask about the lesbian ghosts tho
What a way to start the day. Staring at penis for 3 hours
It's pretty much my favorite thing ever
We're sitting on the kitchen floor drinking and talking about mounting real light sabers to the dog's head.
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