so the guy who showed me the apt today is now texting me and asking me out for drinks...he's at least 20 yrs oldr than me and highlights his hair, but part of me is wondering how low i can talk him down in rent during sex? wrong?
Riding home in a carseat. Worst. Night. Ever.
all we ever talk about is how much i like your dick or my drug problem.
We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
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I didn't mean to leave you there I just didn't know him well enough to throw up in his bathroom.
he's drinking beer at home in his underwear tonight and if you want to come over the dresscode is underwear only. And you have to bring beer.
I stole an ensure out of their fridge and started chugging it. That was when Maria made me leave.
That last minute feeling of hesitation on whether I should bring my health card to the bar usually means I'm in for a good night.
Only he would come to a strip club and talk about an internship with Walt Disney during a lap dance.
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I was going through my mom's stuff to find her xanax, and I found her vibrators instead. Plural. That is like the opposite of what I wanted.
My logic for bringing him home was, he's in law school so odds are he wouldn't kill me.
She really has to stop the coke at some point. Won't she run out of money eventually?
Won't she run out of nose eventually?
think before you get married my friend it's my birthday and just got done jacking off
So how often do you needs to see my tits today then?
Our baby is creepy.
That's how we know it's ours. haha
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