belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
Crown is evil. It plays hide and seek with my morals
if i had a camp nickname it would be Flick Bean
No, when he said that he wished he had my eyebrows, THATS when I knew he was gay.
And PS thanks for calling it my "sexual liberation" and not "slut fest 2010: part deux!"
tell that swedish kid i didnt take his shotgun. he GAVE it to me.
he's my ex-boyfriend's best friend... he tried to make out with me to prevent me from hitting his friend. then they almost fought about it.
teach me your ways.
yo your bro wants to know what time he got home and were you hosing him off
Finals are done.. I just wanna get drunk and pretend I'm a seahorse.
He's in the same dorm as me. We are sharing a laundry room, gym, and cafeteria. I'VE ALREADY COMMITTED DORMCEST AND MOVE-IN DAY ISN'T UNTILL NEXT WEEK!!!!
BUT DID YOU RIDE THAT DICK INTO THE SUNSET THO?
Found my bra in the fridge. See you in 10 mins. It's gonna be a good fuckin day!
I don't feel like that was meant as a compliment, but really still feels like one
My husband is waiting until son is napping and air humps as a seduction tactic. Pray for me.
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