So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
I solve my problems like an adult, at the strip club drinking on a work night.
I just peed in my kitchenbs sinlk. New low- maybe. am i embarrassed? Not in the least
remember when you told me, jokingly, to not get jizz on your shirt that i borrowed last night?
i would think by now you'd realize that my penis does whatever the fuck it wants and i have no control over the situation
I just had to ask my dad for money to pay for my birth control. I've hit financial rock bottom.
He brought a girl home so fat he called me before they got home to unlock the right side of the French doors
Fuck he won the bet
i wear a size 32DD bra. its basically impossible for me to get a speeding ticket
I have a rash on my arm from the cat litter. Think the cat will be mad that I peed in its box?
Did I just hear you ask Siri about the meaning of life?
The secret to finals week is to have an orgasm for every point you need on the test before you take it.
i feel like a cleansing fire is the only way to purify the house
He pulled out a Plan B pill and handed it to me as I left like it was a party favor. God Bless America.
IM HAMMERED AND JUST HAD CHEESECAKE THAT MADE ME FEEL LIKE NO MAN HAS EVER MADE BE FEEL BEFORE.
Your ex spoke highly of your penis and it’s skill. I’m interested in learning more about it ;-)
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