Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
also, made friends with this 75 year old millionaire Tony who likes to mosh. Don't ask.
i just realized that we are the poor version of bethenny and jill from real housewives... and I'm jill. this is a 6.5 on the depressing scale
at least we're not in new jersey
did it hurt when the cum got in your eye
not so much hurt, more like a stinging sinsation like mouthwash
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i take joy in having bigger boobs than others
im eating kix cereal and taking shots by myself. please come hang out with me. im desperate
I'm currently bartering with this guy so I can fuck his bi girlfriend. We're at 5 pizzas and he gets to watch us make-out.
Its ok. I handled the situation with grace and class. lol jk i got shitfaced and fucked his roomate.
And before you get all mad cause I said "nipples," I actually discarded "you are so wet right now" and "you have such a raging clit-on right now."
That's called being sensitive.
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Good news, I found your other leg warmer. Bad news, I don't know if the pile of puke I found it in was yours.
The chlamydia really affected his face.
im in the library and there's this guy on a computer just staring at a google image of beer. finals week is rough.
I wouldn't call that a crush. It was more of a minor brain aneurism.
I almost tased myself
I dont think you should own that device.
It's an awesome device. I love this device.
Come get your boyfriend. He is hammered talking to me about hot dogs and casinos.