It wasn't awkward until he started humming the Rocky theme song in the middle of fucking
we made out on top of his cat.
finally nailed that neighbor chick. hopefully i can get her wireless password now. free internet trumps moral standards any day
I love my grandma, but if I have to sit and watch one more show on Bravo, I'm gonna burn her fuckin house to the ground
he wont speak to me right now because i told him it must suck knowing he'll never be as good as edward cullen..idiot.
well when do great stories at the expense of people's relationships become a bad thing?
Yes, I did know where her mouth had been, but frankly I think it was a lesson you needed to learn.
We convinced you to take a shot out of the sponge...there were still suds in it.
I'm lying on the floor in the back room praying my boss doesn't come to work today.never again
i have learned 4:30 is too early to start pregamming for the midnight harry potter
JUST MADE A FLAMING SLED. MIGHT HAVE 3RD DEGREE BURNS.
cocks speak louder than words, as they say
Nobody says that.
This girl looks like an elf and is obviously on coke. I want to be her.
hey dude my crackhead idol just taught me a great way to tie shoes
I'm currently on a bowling date with my girlfriend and her boyfriend. It's pretty fun.