if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
I gave her a mint afterward. It felt like giving turndown service at Hotel BJ.
i want to swaddle you in tequila
I'll throw in a blow job for your kind ways. Or another booty call. I'm poor and not very imaginative. This is all I have to offer- the unicorn like wonders of my vagina.
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You know, last years football game was epic, but seeing the same girl that gave you a bj in the parking lot, in the same parking spot...that's fate.
I have no words
Neither did my mom, when she walked in on me squating with my balls in a cup of hot water.
I threw up in the shower, slipped, and fell in it. Should I try and continue my day or just get back in bed?
Guess which fraternity was just playing car to car frisbee in the McDonald's drive thru! Did you guess mine?
I think I reached some stage of aging, have a sore/injured shoulder from sex, next up carpal tunnel from sexting.
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He wanted me to blow him while he did curls and looked at himself in the mirror. Not sure if gay or ego maniac.
They were swingers. Real swingers. Thought it was going to be awesome until some fat guy tried to put my dick in his mouth.
Some girl just ordered Chinese delivery to her therapy appointment...
The front camera on the 5S is SO much better. This is great development for my international sexting.
Other than trying to finger me on the couch in the middle of the bar a few times, you were fine.
No, I didn't meet up with him! That's when I had chlamydia.
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