in the middle of it he kept shouting: im going to be masturbating to this for the rest of my life
unlike you, ive never imagined darth vader masturbating
Everything is bigger in Texas. Including Colt's vagina.
dude i just figured out that the tostitos sign is two people eating chips and salsa. being high totally pays off sometimes
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There comes a time in a man's life when he's almost thirty he just needs to stop watching Degrassi. This is that time.
u got into a flexing contest with a dude in bathroom in the mirror at the club
Watched a women out our tannin salon literally fight police because she was getting arrested for trying to drunkenly fight the tanning salon owner...we need to step up our day drinking this is shameful.
LEAVE MY LITTLE DICK OUT OF THIS
I dont care how drunk you were. Making a bet with MY husband at MY wedding that you could seal the deal before he could is ALWAYS inappropriate!
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I think they're German
Just say lederhosen and see what happens
So, this year for my birthday, want to get rip-roaring schmammered and watch my episode of my super sweet 16? We can do lines off my tiara.
I would like to request a high five for getting laid while wearing crocs and a crab hat.
you know you're a stoner girl when you get a callus from your grinder
We sexted for four hours straight. Is this really what my life has come to?
I just bought sparkling water with plan B. I am the most basic bitch to ever exist.
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