8:17pm: So, How was fun day?
1:15am: So I just woke up in my bed in my bathing suit... I don't remember getting into bed or dinner or anything after slip n slide that happened around five... I'd say fun day was a success
Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
Just saw the pics you left in my phone. thanks for reminding me that last night was not a dream.
just got my tax refund and at bell. how do you say i want a grand worth of 5 layer burritos in spanish?
In class ... We were just assigned groups for the quarter... Remember that night we took shots from that guys pants? I now know his name
He sent me an email apologizing for sleeping with her...and by that I mean he sent a picture of his dick to my school e-mail
I'm so eating pot-chocolate cookies while preggers. This kid will be so amazing.
Found out last night that "Everclear" is Spanish for "shit got weird"...
When he was fat he reminded me of my high school best friend and I just wanted to hug him and hug him. Also, he's funny and humor is the fastest way into my pants after Doctor Who and liquor.
i swear i was one second from getting his number and then the shrooms kicked in
Well, if it's rabies, your lips will swell just prior to the frothing. Get a lot of good pics!
She is still out of it but keeps saying ur name she said to tell u dinosaurs aren't real but biscuit with a z made bad choices
I just found three upside down bottles of grapejuice in a triangle around the air freshener above my toilet... I guess it was one of those nights
I just bought a mini nerf gun so he could make a bowl out of it, I deserve the fuck buddy of the year award!
i asked your drunk ass where the fuck you were going and you screamed “WENDY’S BITCH”.
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