Look at my ENTIRE past
Highly public sexual behavior gross mismanagement of funds socially unaccpetable and radical speech and thought
Might as well have a blog about it at this point
I'm sad I can't be there is wknd, I'm laying on the beach and daydreaming of you / crying a bit
I'm watching a porn and daydreaming of you. Sounds like we both need Kleenex
just wrote on a church. and then stalked a boy, by the way, i fucked him. him being your friend, also, love tacos.
we should start having sex in the shower. less clean up.
oh God, I have a dick of a middle schooler
i just woke up at 8pm naked in my bed, with a fresh haircut. I wonder what barber i went to.
he calls his bong barack obonga, commander in kief. i found where i belong.
She's a Laker fan, her sister is a Celtic fan... no matter who wins I'm getting a celebration bj from one of them!
I made him hve sex with me in the elevator so that I could put my finger down in never have I ever.
Just calculated that for my last final tomorrow I need 120% to improve my grade and 53% to keep it..buying 30 packs now, go get dressed
You yelled "GET TO DA CHOPPA" and burst through her screen door and disappeared into the night. With the goose.
My meds have diminished my sex drive, this must be what regular women feel like
Our first order of business as new roommates was to test the sex acoustics of our rooms. I need a new box spring.
Is there a reason drunk me put drunk you's phone in the freezer?
so i showed up to the bars in a sombrero and a tie as a headband... so yeah, they didn't let me in
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