how's this sound. You, me a box of pink franzia and a night full of possibilities in your basemen. I'll be me. You be you. And we'll see where it goes
you alive?
ya, the episode of maury where people are afraid of things are on, i had to keep livin
he told me it was a naked video of him so i opened it. i just got rickrolled while sexting
It'll be just me and my penis against the world.
I can neither confirm or deny any bear related allegations right at this time.
I've got to stop giving the gift of vagina for every occasion. I'm exhausted.
I'm allowing myself one mistake a year. He gets to be 2012.
I really like her...she always overpays me for xanax and still feels the need to fuck me to make up for it....
That is NOT what pussyfooting around means. Try that again with your toe and I break it off.
I think I'll handle my grief by throwing myself headlong into lesbianism. Seems like a fitting tribute to you.
Mom just referred to a 9 year old as "this bitch", so I'd say day drinking was a success.
i dont know whats worse..that i woke up in a gorilla suit or that its covered in peanut butter
When confronted with a choice of going home or fucking the band ALWAYS FUCK THE BAND!!
It's rum buckets o'clock
I am so so sorry I bit your butt last night. Twice.
Randomize
