Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
There was jim beam in your oven. I just preheated it.
thanks for not screaming that I'm pregnant when that guy was giving me his number.
I am highly attracted to the men and that's all i can say. I do not clap and make noises but i do turn to the side and say how i'd do incredible things to them if given the chance
Just saw a field sobriety test being administered at 730 am, I now know I do not have a drinking problem
Still trying to wash and scratch the glitter off of my dick. That stripper should be banned.
do you remember yelling at the waitress that you were a power bottom?
He put on a roller derby documentary. It was either bore myself to death watching that or take off my dress. He was very appreciative.
it was also funny because at one point I woke up with my hands tied with a belt and we were both like what the fuck
Dude on a beach in sicily and a blonde jesus just smoked us out and then tried to makeout with me I am never leaving this place
Something like, "Merry Christmas. I hope Santa shits in your mouth."?
christmas shopping: 3 hours in the liquor store...
3 weeks in a row I've pulled '69' at the deli counter...God is giving me shit for not getting laid in a year....
So then edible panties?
Jesus no he likes candy too much, I'd lose a lip
fuck st louis. fuck their hockey. fuck their basball. fuck their football if they still got it. fuck their tiddlywinks teamm. fuck their ribs. fuck their entire city. what im trying to say is i dont like st louis
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