But I'm halfway naked in a seductive pose! I just want to get this right...
she's doing push ups on the keg. hows a girl supposed to compete with that?
im in his phone as 'great ass to tap'
Walking home still drunk in snow. Snowflakes are my only hydration..Need moreee
Put your dick on his face to wake him up, dont worry its fine.
he just fed my chickens on farmville...i guess that's his way of saying thanks for the sex<3
I think misery doesn't even think of me as company anymore. I'm an unofficial roommate.
she found me naked passed out on the toilet and i just kept repeating "i'm like elvis, but not dead."
I know eh? If a man wants to pay 7 bucks to see some boobies he should be allowed to do so in peace.
Good idea. You gotta take care of your vagina. She takes care of you. Pay it forward.
I'm afraid I might run into that fat chick that sucked on me in the hospital parking lot while her friend cried in the car next to us, but I may be willing to take that chance.
Is being in jail an excusable absence?
I changed his contact info to "NO" and a picture of satan
Dave is getting a lap dance to the venga boys
this is not a drill
I THINK HE DOES. OMG!!!!! OMG I FUCKED A GUY W A FAKE LEG AND I DIDN'T EVEN KNOW!!!!!!????!!!!!!!!!
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