waiting in line for my ID. the kid in front of me reaks of hopes and dreams and hornyness-- freshmen by calvin klein
I woke up and went to my kitchen naked and decided I wanted a fruit cup. Ate said fruit cup. Look over and notice my male neighbor is staring at me
The working title of my paper? "Tailgating: A Big Clusterfuck of Kids Who Dont Actually Give a Shit about Football"
He has a really nice penis but its like a model that wasn't built to scale
He's blaming gravity for his problems right now, so put that in perspective
It's hard being an adult. And by that I mean it's hard to tell the boy you like who rejected you that you can't share a room with him at white party because you don't want to see him bang other boys.
Are some dicks heavier than others? Random question as I'm feeling mine.
I only got lap dances from the ugliest strippers, i couldnt stop myself from laughing the entire time.
The airport has the best people watching and munches... It should be a destination drinking location
All I am going to say is this: I woke up with lots of bruises on my knees from running around on all fours being a 'dinosaur'. Either girls night in went terribly wrong or terribly right.
All I know, is I had green sex and beer and got driven home. That's it.
hey at least you are getting hit on, i spent all day researching cat sedatives
I'll just say I told you so at your funeral
THERE ARE LEGITLY 4 SEPARATE BITE MARKS ON MY DICK. WHAT. THE. FUCK.
Legitimately*
Go fuck yourself
I seriously just rolled a joint on my high school diploma. I feel like I've come so far.
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