Yea and his cousin visited from central and i fucked her i was texting him at work teasin him about it but sent it to his mom by accident
Yep, it's a dick on our front door. Intentional?
I just spit my fake tooth out at a customer. I think he thought it was my bubble gum though so it's ok.
Andrew is trying to convince me that i took your virginity. Please tell me he is lying.
define virginity.
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his dick is like his red hair, amazing but useless
Yes i believe i did use that word. It culminated in a man wearing a corset thigh highs and stripper shoes. All mine btw.
He never broke character while fucking me on the neighbor's lawn. I give him a 10 for his dedication to the British accent.
The cab driver gave me a church card yesterday and said I should reconnect with god.
Then he gave me 2 tickets to a movie he's going to be in
Is it acceptable to have my intern get me pedialite and plan b?
It's a learning experience. She can add to her resume that she cured her bosses hangover and poor decisions
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The secret to finals week is to have an orgasm for every point you need on the test before you take it.
And I threw up 26 times yesterday. I actually think I threw up a spider too.
My legs feel like baby dolphins
Why can't you just come over, fuck me, then leave so i can get stoned and watch law and order?
Funny you say that, I just sold my stripper pole to my mom tonight...
No dude 10 parakeets in your bedroom is 9 parakeets too many. Bring them back. Today!
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