Don't worry I'll hold the wheel while you cum
make sure i look cute passed out on the couch.
soo I had sex last night and he wore a condom, pulled out sans condom. we looked everywhere and couldnt find it, even in my vag. so Im in the library at school and I googled it and it gave me "gentle digging" techniques, and sure enough, found it. ew. I'll be purchasing Plan B after class.
Sooo sorry about that. And crying. And comparing my life to a duck
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just balanced a champagne glass on my gut. thanks to beer im a living breathing tempur-pedic mattress.
I had a dream that I got a gift certificate to a lavish spa from my father. I think dream dad, along with real dad, think I'm gay.
mom came into my room and asked to borrow some condoms. We have gotten to the point where it's not awkward anymore.
Yea, i was tied up and blindfolded. And someone was throwing chicken nuggets at my face.
just remembered spooning on the cardboard and confessing to each other we had the spins.
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How many vodka infused gummi bears count as 1 drink?
she broke up with me the week she got divorced. maybe I should grab a beer with her ex
I feel like someone poured gasoline and bleach in my nose and lit it on fire.
Why! I don't feel that at all!!!! I feel jipped
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Simultaneously sexting while making brunch plans. Multitasking at its gayest.
He stopped me mid blowjob and asked me to take off my hat. He said it made him feel like Neil Young was going down on him.
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